What doesn't work for me . . .

Some things that work for me may not work for you

but I'm sure you already knew that.

Some people know too much

and they act like you're preaching at them

if there is a hint of conviction in the tone of your voice

but you're not like that, are you?

And even if you are, I still have the right to speak my mind

if you don't mind?

If you do, screw you, no, no I mean cut me some slack,

give me a break, fu _ K just entertain me for a moment,

act like you're interested

and then walk away and barf your spaghetti and meat ball commentary

wherever the hell you want to!

In the mean time, let me tell you what doesn't work for me . . .

az